PLEASE NOTE! IN CASE OF SEVERE WEATHER PLEASE RING ALAN, NEIL OR KENNY ON THE DAY BEFORE THE SHOOT (SAT AFTER 12 NOON) TO SEE IF THE SHOOT IS ON.

THANK YOU

THE REAL TURKEY SHOOT!!!!!!!!!

THANKS CLIVE

THE CUT OFF POINT FOR SUBS RENEWAL SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE END OF JANUARY. AS WE LOST A SHOOT DUE TO THE BAD WEATHER, THE FINAL DAY FOR SUBS WILL NOW BE SUNDAY 7TH FEBRUARY.

PLEASE CAN YOU SEE NEIL ASAP – THANKS

Clay Pigeon Shooting Excuses

Every clay pigeon shooter needs a good excuse when he has shot cr*p!

1. Its too windy/sunny/wet/dry/dark

2. The cartridges are too slow/fast/ dirty/wrong colour

3. The gun is too hot/cold/dirty/clean/new/old

4. The targets are too hard/easy/invisible/near/ far

5. I’ve got man flue/rabies/sleeping sickness/hangover (most poular)

6. And the best of the lot – “I haven’t shot for ages”

Perm any sequence from above and you can’t miss (or you can)

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JOHN’S THOUGHT FOR TODAY

Deciding how much lead to give -

“JUST BLOCK THE BUGGERS OUT

AND BLAST ‘EM!”