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posted by BSC on Feb 20

Clay Pigeon Shooting Excuses
Every clay pigeon shooter needs a good excuse when he has shot cr*p!
1. Its too windy/sunny/wet/dry/dark
2. The cartridges are too slow/fast/ dirty/wrong colour
3. The gun is too hot/cold/dirty/clean/new/old
4. The targets are too hard/easy/invisible/near/ far
5. I’ve got man flue/rabies/sleeping sickness/hangover (most poular)
6. And the best of the lot – “I haven’t shot for ages”
Perm any sequence from above and you can’t miss (or you can)
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JOHN’S THOUGHT FOR TODAY

Deciding how much lead to give -
“JUST BLOCK THE BUGGERS OUT
AND BLAST ‘EM!”

