posted by BSC on Feb 20

Clay Pigeon Shooting Excuses

Every clay pigeon shooter needs a good excuse when he has shot cr*p!

1. Its too windy/sunny/wet/dry/dark

2. The cartridges are too slow/fast/ dirty/wrong colour

3. The gun is too hot/cold/dirty/clean/new/old

4. The targets are too hard/easy/invisible/near/ far

5. I’ve got man flue/rabies/sleeping sickness/hangover (most poular)

6. And the best of the lot – “I haven’t shot for ages”

Perm any sequence from above and you can’t miss (or you can)

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JOHN’S THOUGHT FOR TODAY

Deciding how much lead to give -

“JUST BLOCK THE BUGGERS OUT

AND BLAST ‘EM!”