posted by BSC on Feb 10

CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING EXCUSES

Every clay pigeon shooter needs a good

excuse when he has shot cr*p!

1. Its too windy/sunny/wet/dry/dark

2. The cartridges are too slow/fast/ dirty/wrong colour

3. The gun is too hot/cold/dirty/clean/new/old

4. The targets are too hard/easy/invisible/near/ far

5. I’ve got man flue/rabies/sleeping sickness/hangover (most poular)

6. And the best of the lot – “I haven’t shot for ages”

Perm any sequence from above and you can’t miss (or you can)