{"id":2539,"date":"2013-04-19T14:54:14","date_gmt":"2013-04-19T14:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/?page_id=2539"},"modified":"2020-12-31T15:00:24","modified_gmt":"2020-12-31T15:00:24","slug":"shooting-excuses","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/?page_id=2539","title":{"rendered":"Shooting Excuses"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><a href=\"http:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/imageedit_1_2735959708-e1555352441730.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4850\" src=\"http:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/imageedit_1_2735959708-300x195.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"195\"><\/a><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING EXCUSES<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Every clay pigeon shooter needs a good excuse when he\/she has shot cr*p!<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong><br \/>\n1. Its too windy\/dark\/sunny\/hot\/cold &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/imageedit_1_2453282147.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-4819 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/imageedit_1_2453282147.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"273\" height=\"290\">&nbsp;<\/a> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><strong><br \/>\n2. The cartridges are to slow\/fast\/dirty<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. The gun is too \/dirty\/clean\/new\/old<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>4. The targets are too easy\/hard<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Only brought my reading glasses<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><b>6. I&#8217;ve got flu\/rabies\/hangover<\/b> <b>(most popular)<\/b><\/p>\n<p><strong>7. And the best of the lot-&#8220;I haven&#8217;t shot for ages&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<h6>&nbsp;<\/h6>\n<h6>&nbsp;<\/h6>\n<h6>&nbsp;<\/h6>\n<h6>&nbsp;<\/h6>\n<h6>&nbsp;<\/h6>\n<h6>&nbsp;<\/h6>\n<h6><strong> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/h6>\n<h5>&nbsp;<\/h5>\n<h5>&nbsp;<\/h5>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Perm any sequence from above and you can\u2019t miss (or you can)<\/span><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING EXCUSES Every clay pigeon shooter needs a good excuse when he\/she has shot cr*p! 1. Its too windy\/dark\/sunny\/hot\/cold &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":140,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2539","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2539"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5818,"href":"https:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2539\/revisions\/5818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beamishsportingclub.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}