CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING EXCUSES

Every clay pigeon shooter needs a good excuse when he/she has shot cr*p!

1. Its too windy/dark/sunny/hot/cold                                                                         

2. The cartridges are to slow/fast/dirty

3. The gun is too /dirty/clean/new/old

4. The targets are too easy/hard

5. Only brought my reading glasses

6. I’ve got flu/rabies/hangover (most popular)

7. And the best of the lot-“I haven’t shot for ages”

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                

 

 

Perm any sequence from above and you can’t miss (or you can)